about

two unemployed besties is exactly what it seems: the manifestation of two unhinged austin-based girls who found themselves without their marketing jobs and decided to take a chance on something together. please enjoy what our minds have to offer.

faq:

how long will it take to receive my things?
items are made to order and typically ship out in 2-5 business days. you will receive tracking information once it's available.

why do you only have one shipping option?
we plan to add more in the future! if you need something sooner, please reach out to us at info@twounemployedbesties.com and we'll see what we can do to help.

who are you?
two friends who met at their marketing jobs. we live (and horse around) in austin, texas.

where did you two work before you became unemployed?
iykyk. if not, don't worry about it ;)

why did you decide to make merch?
there were countless days spent in the office making each other cry laughing & annoying our coworkers. sometimes we can be funny, and the world could always use a little more humor.